The Vodka Diet

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2008-03-17T04:04:00.000-07:00

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2008-03-15T13:29:00.000-07:00

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Vodka Diet Cocktail: The Crazy Vegan

2008-02-23T13:19:00.000-08:00

The Crazy Vegan
A healthy alternative to Red Bull and vodka, with a major kick!

Ingredients:
Green Tea - 1 bag
Giger - 4-7 slivers
Hot Water - 2-3 Ounces
Ice - 3 cubes
Gray Kangaroo Filtered Vodka - 2-3 Ounces

Preparation:
Put the teabag and the ginger slices in a glass and add 2-3 ounces of hot water. Let sit for 30 sec then stir for 30 sec. Remove the teabag from the concentrate and add the ice, stir briskly until the mixture is cold. Add the vodka and stir.

Description:
This drink is a cheap and highly stimulating alternative to sugar laced Red Bull, the caffeine in the tea infused with the powerful ginger make the vodka rush come quickly and powerfully. Do not drink before bed!

The simple, cheap ingredients.

Add 2-3 oz. of hot water and let it sit for 30 sec and then stir it for another 30 sec.

The concentrate is ready, take out the tea bag and add 2 ice cubes.

Stir the concentrate with the ice to quickly cool the concentrate.

Add vodka and another ice cube and stir.

Enjoy!

This is not our superbowl commercial!

2008-02-02T15:09:00.000-08:00

Vodka Diet Superbowl Commercial Rejected!

2008-02-02T11:09:00.000-08:00

Our new commercial which we made at incredible expense has been rejected by FOX!

It seems the corporate fat/tight-asses at FOX don't want the world to know about the most exciting crash diet of 2008!

Never-the-less we will be releasing the commercial on our website during the superbowl!

Stay tuned! And remember: Don't think thin, Drink Thin!

Vodka Diet Diary Part 2

2008-01-28T20:14:00.001-08:00

This is the second week on the vodka diet. One thing that I’ve learned is that I really need to stock up on vodka! I’ve actually “cheated” on my diet twice cause I ran out of vodka in the middle of the night and had to switch to saki which was all I had to drink. I also accidentally drank wine during a toast. But other than that I’ve been good.

I feel good and thinking about not being fat has definitely made me feel skinnier. Another thing benefit that I’ve noticed is that my gums aren’t really bleeding as much! Maybe the antiseptic qualities of the vodka have somehow healed my gums? If the Vodka diet was created by a doctor I guess I’d ask him…

This is my true story,

Patient 101

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2008-01-28T19:46:00.001-08:00

Effects Of Alcohol

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The goal of the vodka diet is to stay in the Euphoric Zone without crossing into lethargy. To do this we have a simple formula (don't worry it's the only formula in the whole diet). The formula is: hours awake x 2 oz of Vodka = Optimal Daily Vodka Consumption.

So if you're awake for 16 hours a day then your ODVC would be 32 oz. of Vodka. It is important to space your doses of Vodka out by the hour so your blood alcohol stays in the Euphoric Zone.

Here are the effects of alcohol as outlined in Wikkipedia:

* Euphoria (BAC = 0.03 to 0.12%).

o Subject may experience an overall improvement in mood and possible euphoria.

o They may become more self-confident or daring.

o Their attention span shortens. They may look flushed.

o Their judgment is not as good — they may express the first thought that comes

to mind, rather than an appropriate comment for the given situation.

o They have trouble with fine movements, such as writing or signing their name.

* Lethargy (BAC = 0.09 to 0.25%)

o Subject may become sleepy.

o They have trouble understanding or remembering things, even recent events.

They do not react to situations as quickly.

o Their body movements are uncoordinated; they begin to lose their balance

easily, stumbling; walking is not stable.

o Their vision becomes blurry. They may have trouble sensing things (hearing,

tasting, feeling, etc.).

* Confusion (BAC = 0.18 to 0.30%)

o Profound confusion — uncertain where they are or what they are doing.

Dizziness and staggering occur.

o Heightened emotional state — aggressive, withdrawn, or overly affectionate.

Vision, speech, and awareness are impaired.

o Poor coordination and pain response. Nausea and vomiting sometimes occurs.

* Stupor (BAC = 0.25 to 0.40%)

o Movement severely impaired; lapses in and out of consciousness.

o Subjects can slip into a coma; will become completely unaware of

surroundings, time passage, and actions.

o Risk of death is very high due to alcohol poisoning and/or pulmonary

aspiration of vomit while unconscious.

* Coma (BAC = 0.35 to 0.50%)

o Unconsciousness sets in.

o Reflexes are depressed (i.e., pupils do not respond appropriately to changes

in light).

o Breathing is slower and more shallow. Heart rate drops. Death usually occurs

at levels in this range.

* Death (BAC more than 0.50%)

o Can cause central nervous system to fail, resulting in death.

Vodka Diet Diary Part 1

2008-01-22T11:22:00.001-08:00

I've been on the Vodka diet for a week now. I decided to go on the vodka diet when I weighed my self and I was at 190 lbs. That same day I saw a report on the news about Eminem having a breakdown cause he got "totally fat" and weighed 212 lbs. I knew that was fat but was it really breakdown fat? I convinced myself that Eminem is short so that was why it was so bad for him. But I knew that 190 pounds was too fat and though I’ll never be as skinny and feminine as Ryan Seacrest, I have to keep my weight in control or I’ll die fat and friendless.

So I thought about it, exercise is out, I've tried exercise before and though it seemed helpful in the short term I just wasn't able to maintain a routine. So I needed a diet that complimented my sedimentary lifestyle. So far it's been a week on the Vodka Diet and I feel great, I'm definitely not fatter and drinking no more beer has made me feel less bloated. Honestly I do feel thinner and it's much cheaper to drink filtered vodka than beer. Even the cheap beer I drank was a worse deal than filtered vodka.

This is my true story,

Patient 101

People think expensive booze tastes better! But it don't, unless you filter it!

2008-01-14T19:17:00.000-08:00

Higher wine prices boost drinking pleasure: study
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By Clare Baldwin

STANFORD, California (Reuters) - The more wine costs, the more people enjoy it, regardless of how it tastes, a study by California researchers has found.

Researchers at the Stanford Graduate School of Business and the California Institute of Technology found that because people expect wines that cost more to be of higher quality, they trick themselves into believing the wines provide a more pleasurable experience than less expensive ones.

Their study, published on Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, says that expectations of quality trigger activity in the medial orbitofrontal cortex, the part of the brain that registers pleasure. This happens even though the part of our brain that interprets taste is not affected.

While many studies have looked at how marketing affects behavior, this is the first to show that it has a direct effect on the brain.

So what do we learn from this?
Filter cheap booze and put it into the expensive bottles. It'll taste twice as better!

DO-IT-YOURSELF INFUSING TIPS

2008-01-14T18:31:00.000-08:00

New breed of infused spirits instills natural flavors with optimal effects
By Joe Gray, Chicago Tribune
FOOD NEWS

You can follow the example of artisanal vodkamakers by infusing your own spirits, which offers the advantage of flavors limited only by your imagination. And a new book can help.

In "Infused: 100+ Recipes for Infused Liqueurs and Cocktails" (Chronicle Books, $19.95), Susan Elia MacNeal captures the infusion trend, urging readers to make their own.

"Mass-produced and overpriced, flavored vodkas have proliferated, and drinks using them have become so widespread ... that it's easy to forget that flavored vodkas, as well as brandies, rums, tequilas and gins, have a long and distinguished history," she reminds us.

Stating her case for the simplicity of making infused spirits, MacNeal sets out a standard procedure that can be applied to about any fresh ingredient: Put the spirit in a clean glass container; add fresh fruit (or other flavoring agents); steep (usually at least a month); strain, discarding solids; add sweetener (such as simple syrup), if you wish.

The recipes are variations on that theme, but MacNeal also offers some great hints:
-Vodka, rum, tequila (especially blanco or silver) and brandy are the best choices; Cognac and Bourbon also are suggested.
-Use good-quality spirits but premium is not necessary. "Middle-of-the-road brands are more neutral tasting" and will carry flavors better, she writes.
-However, do use the best infusing ingredients you can find: in-season, organically and locally grown produce; freshest, best-quality spices and cocoas.
-Choose a glass container that leaves little air inside, because oxygen can cause fermentation (a bad word in infusing).
-Get creative when choosing sweeteners (again, if you decide to sweeten). A sweetener such as lavender honey or dark brown sugar would "add another note of complexity."

Studies show Vodka is more relaxing than wine!

2008-01-14T18:19:00.000-08:00

Reach for the vodka, not the red wine
By Dorothy Bonn

After a stressful day, a swig of vodka may calm your nerves more effectively than a glass of red wine, claim UK researchers.

The team from two London hospitals gave non-migrainous medical students 5 mL/kg body weight of chianti—equivalent to about half a bottle—or an equal volume of vodka diluted to the same alcohol content and measured the effects of the two types of drink on arousal and stress by asking the students to complete a self-rating questionnaire before starting to drink and 1,2, and 3 hours later. Neurologist Richard Peatfield and his colleagues measured the students' plasma cortisol and prolactin concentrations and body temperature at the same time points. Neither group of students showed any change in any variable except stress, which was significantly reduced in those allocated vodka.

Alcohol is a known anxiolytic, so the reduction in stress in the vodka group was not surprising, but why an equivalent amount of alcohol taken as red wine was less effective is puzzling. The authors suggest that red wine contains an un-identified substance that counteracts the stress-reducing effect of alcohol. Peatfield et al, who presented their findings in a poster at the Migraine Trust's annual symposium held in London, UK, on Sept 9-12, speculate that red wine's propensity for triggering migraine attacks might be related, at least in part, to its relatively poor ability to reduce stress, since stress itself is a trigger for migraine.

The Amazing Vodka Diet

2008-01-08T19:41:00.000-08:00

The answer to your weight loss seesaw nightmare is here!!!

By tapping into the extensive knowledge and anecdotal hyperbole of Russian Strippers, Hollywood Starlets and those taut, tanned homeless we are proud to introduce the Gray Kangaroo Vodka Diet. We ought to guarantee you that you will lose pounds, sweat inches and shed sizes on our diet but since we think that you'll lose so much weight on our diet we just can't guarantee how much you'll lose! But you could stand to lose a lot of weight.

The secret is in the drinking! With a normal diet you drink dozens of different types of beverages, from root beer to actual beer to milkshakes to White Chocolate Mocha Frappuccino, but each of these drinks is loaded with calories and carbs. With the Outrageous Gray Kangaroo Vodka Diet you'll drink only vodka, ice and coffee! No more sugary-sweet orange juice or toxifying diet cola, imagine the simplicity that you will add to your life by cutting these "clutter beverages" out of your life.

The core of the Vodka Diet is Thin. By drinking Vodka you thin your blood and thin blood = a thin you!

Of course the main thing that has stood in the way of adopting the Vodka Diet as a lifestyle was cost, it has always been too expensive to subsist exclusively on Vodka for anyone except the well-heeled glitterati and heiresses: UNTIL NOW! That's right with the revolutionary Liquor Filtering Technology of the Gray Kangaroo Personal Liquor Filter you too can drink the drinks and have the body of the rich and famous!

Now a doctor might not recommend this diet but shit pal I'm no doctor!

It's time to stop being robust, it's the moment to turn your pumpkin ass into a apple bottom, today is the day to quit expensive diets that cause unknown harm to your body and start a diet that causes calculable harm to your body! Everybody knows how bad liquor is for your body, who can say that about frozen grapes or something Chuck Norris sells?!

So the time is now, don't wander the internet any more looking for a solution. This is your solution!!! Go to GrayKangaroo.com and buy a Gray Kangaroo! Then you'll have a few days to plan your Diet Drinking Extravaganza!

Good luck and remember: Don't Think Thin, Drink Thin!