OUr SuperBowl Commercial!
Monday, March 17, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Vodka Diet Cocktail: The Crazy Vegan
The Crazy VeganA healthy alternative to Red Bull and vodka, with a major kick!
Ingredients:
Green Tea - 1 bag
Giger - 4-7 slivers
Hot Water - 2-3 Ounces
Ice - 3 cubes
Gray Kangaroo Filtered Vodka - 2-3 Ounces
Preparation:
Put the teabag and the ginger slices in a glass and add 2-3 ounces of hot water. Let sit for 30 sec then stir for 30 sec. Remove the teabag from the concentrate and add the ice, stir briskly until the mixture is cold. Add the vodka and stir.
Description:
This drink is a cheap and highly stimulating alternative to sugar laced Red Bull, the caffeine in the tea infused with the powerful ginger make the vodka rush come quickly and powerfully. Do not drink before bed!
The simple, cheap ingredients.
Add 2-3 oz. of hot water and let it sit for 30 sec and then stir it for another 30 sec.
The concentrate is ready, take out the tea bag and add 2 ice cubes.
Stir the concentrate with the ice to quickly cool the concentrate.
Add vodka and another ice cube and stir.
Enjoy!
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Vodka Diet Superbowl Commercial Rejected!
Our new commercial which we made at incredible expense has been rejected by FOX!
It seems the corporate fat/tight-asses at FOX don't want the world to know about the most exciting crash diet of 2008!
Never-the-less we will be releasing the commercial on our website during the superbowl!
Stay tuned! And remember: Don't think thin, Drink Thin!
It seems the corporate fat/tight-asses at FOX don't want the world to know about the most exciting crash diet of 2008!
Never-the-less we will be releasing the commercial on our website during the superbowl!
Stay tuned! And remember: Don't think thin, Drink Thin!
Monday, January 28, 2008
Vodka Diet Diary Part 2
This is the second week on the vodka diet. One thing that I’ve learned is that I really need to stock up on vodka! I’ve actually “cheated” on my diet twice cause I ran out of vodka in the middle of the night and had to switch to saki which was all I had to drink. I also accidentally drank wine during a toast. But other than that I’ve been good.
I feel good and thinking about not being fat has definitely made me feel skinnier. Another thing benefit that I’ve noticed is that my gums aren’t really bleeding as much! Maybe the antiseptic qualities of the vodka have somehow healed my gums? If the Vodka diet was created by a doctor I guess I’d ask him…
This is my true story,
Patient 101
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