Vodka Diet Diary Part 1

I've been on the Vodka diet for a week now. I decided to go on the vodka diet when I weighed my self and I was at 190 lbs. That same day I saw a report on the news about Eminem having a breakdown cause he got "totally fat" and weighed 212 lbs. I knew that was fat but was it really breakdown fat? I convinced myself that Eminem is short so that was why it was so bad for him. But I knew that 190 pounds was too fat and though I’ll never be as skinny and feminine as Ryan Seacrest, I have to keep my weight in control or I’ll die fat and friendless.

So I thought about it, exercise is out, I've tried exercise before and though it seemed helpful in the short term I just wasn't able to maintain a routine. So I needed a diet that complimented my sedimentary lifestyle. So far it's been a week on the Vodka Diet and I feel great, I'm definitely not fatter and drinking no more beer has made me feel less bloated. Honestly I do feel thinner and it's much cheaper to drink filtered vodka than beer. Even the cheap beer I drank was a worse deal than filtered vodka.

This is my true story,

Patient 101