Vodka Diet Cocktail: The Crazy Vegan

The Crazy Vegan
A healthy alternative to Red Bull and vodka, with a major kick!

Ingredients:
Green Tea - 1 bag
Giger - 4-7 slivers
Hot Water - 2-3 Ounces
Ice - 3 cubes
Gray Kangaroo Filtered Vodka - 2-3 Ounces

Preparation:
Put the teabag and the ginger slices in a glass and add 2-3 ounces of hot water. Let sit for 30 sec then stir for 30 sec. Remove the teabag from the concentrate and add the ice, stir briskly until the mixture is cold. Add the vodka and stir.

Description:
This drink is a cheap and highly stimulating alternative to sugar laced Red Bull, the caffeine in the tea infused with the powerful ginger make the vodka rush come quickly and powerfully. Do not drink before bed!

The simple, cheap ingredients.

Add 2-3 oz. of hot water and let it sit for 30 sec and then stir it for another 30 sec.

The concentrate is ready, take out the tea bag and add 2 ice cubes.

Stir the concentrate with the ice to quickly cool the concentrate.










Add vodka and another ice cube and stir.









Enjoy!

This is not our superbowl commercial!

Vodka Diet Superbowl Commercial Rejected!

Our new commercial which we made at incredible expense has been rejected by FOX!

It seems the corporate fat/tight-asses at FOX don't want the world to know about the most exciting crash diet of 2008!

Never-the-less we will be releasing the commercial on our website during the superbowl!

Stay tuned! And remember: Don't think thin, Drink Thin!

Vodka Diet Diary Part 2

This is the second week on the vodka diet. One thing that I’ve learned is that I really need to stock up on vodka! I’ve actually “cheated” on my diet twice cause I ran out of vodka in the middle of the night and had to switch to saki which was all I had to drink. I also accidentally drank wine during a toast. But other than that I’ve been good.

I feel good and thinking about not being fat has definitely made me feel skinnier. Another thing benefit that I’ve noticed is that my gums aren’t really bleeding as much! Maybe the antiseptic qualities of the vodka have somehow healed my gums? If the Vodka diet was created by a doctor I guess I’d ask him…

This is my true story,

Patient 101

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Effects Of Alcohol

The goal of the vodka diet is to stay in the Euphoric Zone without crossing into lethargy. To do this we have a simple formula (don't worry it's the only formula in the whole diet). The formula is: hours awake x 2 oz of Vodka = Optimal Daily Vodka Consumption.

So if you're awake for 16 hours a day then your ODVC would be 32 oz. of Vodka. It is important to space your doses of Vodka out by the hour so your blood alcohol stays in the Euphoric Zone.

Here are the effects of alcohol as outlined in Wikkipedia:

* Euphoria (BAC = 0.03 to 0.12%).

o Subject may experience an overall improvement in mood and possible euphoria.

o They may become more self-confident or daring.

o Their attention span shortens. They may look flushed.

o Their judgment is not as good — they may express the first thought that comes

to mind, rather than an appropriate comment for the given situation.

o They have trouble with fine movements, such as writing or signing their name.

* Lethargy (BAC = 0.09 to 0.25%)

o Subject may become sleepy.

o They have trouble understanding or remembering things, even recent events.

They do not react to situations as quickly.

o Their body movements are uncoordinated; they begin to lose their balance

easily, stumbling; walking is not stable.

o Their vision becomes blurry. They may have trouble sensing things (hearing,

tasting, feeling, etc.).

* Confusion (BAC = 0.18 to 0.30%)

o Profound confusion — uncertain where they are or what they are doing.

Dizziness and staggering occur.

o Heightened emotional state — aggressive, withdrawn, or overly affectionate.

Vision, speech, and awareness are impaired.

o Poor coordination and pain response. Nausea and vomiting sometimes occurs.

* Stupor (BAC = 0.25 to 0.40%)

o Movement severely impaired; lapses in and out of consciousness.

o Subjects can slip into a coma; will become completely unaware of

surroundings, time passage, and actions.

o Risk of death is very high due to alcohol poisoning and/or pulmonary

aspiration of vomit while unconscious.

* Coma (BAC = 0.35 to 0.50%)

o Unconsciousness sets in.

o Reflexes are depressed (i.e., pupils do not respond appropriately to changes

in light).

o Breathing is slower and more shallow. Heart rate drops. Death usually occurs

at levels in this range.

* Death (BAC more than 0.50%)

o Can cause central nervous system to fail, resulting in death.

Vodka Diet Diary Part 1

I've been on the Vodka diet for a week now. I decided to go on the vodka diet when I weighed my self and I was at 190 lbs. That same day I saw a report on the news about Eminem having a breakdown cause he got "totally fat" and weighed 212 lbs. I knew that was fat but was it really breakdown fat? I convinced myself that Eminem is short so that was why it was so bad for him. But I knew that 190 pounds was too fat and though I’ll never be as skinny and feminine as Ryan Seacrest, I have to keep my weight in control or I’ll die fat and friendless.

So I thought about it, exercise is out, I've tried exercise before and though it seemed helpful in the short term I just wasn't able to maintain a routine. So I needed a diet that complimented my sedimentary lifestyle. So far it's been a week on the Vodka Diet and I feel great, I'm definitely not fatter and drinking no more beer has made me feel less bloated. Honestly I do feel thinner and it's much cheaper to drink filtered vodka than beer. Even the cheap beer I drank was a worse deal than filtered vodka.

This is my true story,

Patient 101